hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

Literally when I start thinking about how White Collar tried to make their main character a pretty playboy womanizer and at the same time gave their other main character a healthy loving affectionate marriage and the two things combined to make an unignorably poly throuple because Neal can't not flirt with El and Peter and El are obviously in love and Peter and Neal literally joke about being a couple several times and yet there's no jealousy anywhere just three people in love I lose it. "I made a perfectly straight FBI procedural" you've made a poly love story actually congrats that's an upgrade <3

All my fanfic was assumed P/E/N

And yet again, I repeat, this was a nationally-run promo photo for White Collar and no, those handcuffs were not Photoshopped in by a fan:

Look at this still and tell me Peter Burke doesn't have a type:

There is an episode where Peter explicitly states his type. Neal and Peter are investigating a school, and the topic of crushing on teachers as a student comes up. Peter mentions a teacher he had found attractive, specifically a math teacher.

Neal: “Thus your lifelong fascination with numbers.”

Peter: “And smart, leggy brunettes.”

No, Peter does not qualify this with a specific gender.

"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)

#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.

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*shaking in bi* this is fine

The person I reblogged this from deserves all the good things.